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A Camel and a Half

A bunch of beauty contestants in Saudi Arabia have got the double-hump, after being disqualified from a beauty pageant.
Why were they ejected from the competition? Well, they were accused of receiving Botox injections to make them more attractive.
But what’s so weird about that?
It’s curious, because the botoxed beauties were not people, per se, but camels.
Saudi media reports that a veterinarian was caught synthetically altering the appearance of a caravan of camels; injecting the four legged friends with silicon, as well as surgically reducing the size of their ears.
Apparently, camels with larger, more prominent features are considered more beautiful,
And the most beautiful camel can win up to 57 million dollars.
Clearly, a lot is at stake here.
The business of camel beauty in Saudi Arabia, can be rather lucrative if the camel in question has long lips and a muscular demeanor.
But as well as being in clear violation of animal rights, the alterations are against the rules of a pageant that has been about since the year 2000.
The pageant rule book directly specifies that ‘fraudulently manipulating the appearance of a contestant will result in instant expulsion.’
Not only this, but souping up your camel could generate some legal penalties for violating the kingdoms animal welfare laws.
If you’re thinking about entering your camel into a pageant, you should probably forget the botox and respect the beauty laws. Humph. 

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